The Stick Women Behind Phuthu.co.za
So we thought it was about darn time to introduce you to the very creative, intelligent, beautiful, wise, wonderful, happy, funny, stupid, silly, crazy team here at Phuthu.co.za…Did I mention that we are beautiful? Well in case you need some verification on that, these collage stick-figures should do the trick.
Katrine Anker-Nilssen:
Isn’t she so cute?
3 vital facts you need to know about Katrine:
- She appears in various hair adverts. Not really, but I’m the agent and taking any offers.
- She only has one cup of coffee per day. RESPECT!
- She makes her man lunch everyday. Aww Shweet, nunu poo, hunni buns!
Arb question: Do they make extra-length jerseys for sausage dogs?
Kerry Horrocks:
This woman can paint and play the violin but these are the real facts you need to know about Kerry:
- Kerry wears knee-length snow jackets to work
- Kerry wears Moon Boots to work
- Kerry works in Durban. It’s very very very cold in Durban.
Elzet Pedersen
This girl makes us cry everyday. Why oh why, you ask? Elzet is the only person we know to have:
- Dented every single corner of her car, plus the bonnet. All on separate occasions.
- Burnt her boyfriends flat down to smithereens.
- Taken someone else’s suitcase home from the airport by accident.
(by the way, for fear of jeopordising her chances of getting car or household insurance again, I changed her name. )
Louise Sanders
Since I’m writing this post, I get to select the following vital facts about moi:
- I don’t make my man lunch everyday. Sorry hun.
- I don’t wear Moon Boots to work. I find the Moon Suits much warmer.
- I did however, once upon a time, drive my bran new car home with …I’m hiding under the desk just thinking about it…the handbrake on.
How refreshing to meet all of you!
Not quite the way I would like to be remembered though… Do you remember that girl that worked for us, the one that always used to crash her car and forget her cellphone at work? Yes, the one with the two eyes.
Well thanks for popping by Nicola!
Yes it is true, I confess, I am wearing my moon boots. Although the jacket is in my car, in case of a cold spell emergency. So not that bad. Louise forgot to mention that I also bring my beanie to work too, which I warm up in the microwave. “Come down to Durban, the sun’s always shining here” yeah right!
you ninny!
Brilliant! You forgot to mention that a few other points:-
Katrine. She sneakily changed the language on the computer we share to Norwegian. So, I had to install my new scanner software with a lot of guess work and hitting the enter button when in doubt.
Kerry is collecting for recycling. The dump spot is the passenger side floor of her car.
Elzet. I see what is meant by the car corner rounding. Our gate post is starting to take on the same hue as Elzets car.
Louise has a pillow fettish. Each day she arranges them around her and selects the seven plumpest and freshed pillows for her personal consumption.
I object! taking the fifth amendment on that one:)
I felt generous up to now. I do have a few gates on my track record…
Sean recently asked me what kind of car would work for me. Something super hard like a Beetle or perhaps a truck with bull-bars all around… I started laughing. Big mistake. He was actually being serious.
Something you should know about Elzet: She’s in a dream world of her own most of the time, even if she leaves destruction wherever she goes, she only does this because she is super intelligent! And to everyone on the road, just do your bit for this country and stay out of her way.
Haha, just brilliant! So good to put the faces to the names
amazing
Confession: I had TWO cups of coffee yesterday…
Sorry to let you down, but I was on deadline and needed to stay awake!
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