How To Get Rich
I’m kind of broke at the moment… Actually, I might as well admit it: I am totally broke! It’s so bad that I’m even considering using my one and only credit card – something I have never done before in my life! When you buy a new house (and all those bits and pieces that you absolutely HAVE to have in your new house) and write off your old car so badly that you have to buy a brand new car, your bank account does tend to suffer a bit… So I decided to take on all the work I could possibly manage in order to earn some extra cash. But so far it just hasn’t been enough, which is why I headed for Exclusive Books last night to see if I could find any material on how to get rich. Jeff Fisher gave me this advice:
According to Jeff, it seems like you have to be willing to sacrifice a lot in order to get rich… Such as your dignity, your mother and yourself! So I’ve decided to stick to working extra hours instead… Unless anyone else can offer a few brilliant tips on how to get rich?
By Katrine
Reference: How To Get Rich by Jeff Fisher (U.K. 2001, Bloomsbury Publishing PLC)
Phew! I’m glad you came to that conclusion, as I don’t think Louise would appreciate you sleeping with her
Haha! Well, at least you’ve still got your sense of humour
Always Hey, how about some tips on how to get rich, guys?
Start a lemonade stand …or is that so like 6-year old entrepreneur stuff?
Sell your hair to a wig supplier
1. Go from door to door and sell koeksisters;
2. Build creative sandcastles on the beach and charge people to watch;
3. L’Oréal Hair Ads
Right. So I am making lemonade and sand castles this weekend. And cutting my hair. And selling koeksisters made by Elzet.
My koeksisters will unfortunately not bring in the moola. Come to think of it, none of my cooking will. What I can do for you though is sing – I can do a beautiful version of Ave Maria. You organise the corner and the hat and I will start warming up my vocals in the meantime.
Invest in the stock market, after all things can only get better. Surely….. Ok maybe not a good idea at the moment, but the idea has potential, if only we understood how trading works WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS HA HA HA HA *kerry laughs evily*