Comments on: John Smit, to up his game

By: Katrine

Katrine — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:26:25 +0000

Hee hee hee… Elzet, you’re a card! Looking forward to watching the first Tri-Nations game this weekend, that’s for sure Kerry – we’ll be at The Keg in Hillcrest if you’ve got nothing on.

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By: Elzet

Elzet — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:31:32 +0000

Imagine us woman commentating on sport:

1. …and Morné tackles All Blacks Number 13… Ag no, howz he gonna get the stain out of that shirt now, can’t he just be a bit more careful? Is that asking too much?? He’s wife is probably gonna freak. Oh, by the way, have you heard of that new stain remover, I saw the ad the other night…
2. …and there goes whats-his-face in black..hmmmmm..not bad..what was I busy saying..oh, OH, WAIT, who scored that try???!
3. …and Bakkies Botes is running with the ball and.. oh-oh, got so excited I just broke a nail. Dammit!
4. …and Schalk du Plessis tackles the All Blacks guy with the big hairdo and.. wait, what’s he doing now??! Hectic man, he’s stabbing the guy in the eye with his finger. Swak. How can he just hurt him like that – on purpose! I don’t get it. You know, if my daughter ever marries a guy like that… Has rugby always been this agro??

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By: Editor

Editor — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:22:21 +0000

Thanks Elzet, I think us rugby pro’s should become rugby commentators, can you image “and there goes……. whats that guys name again, with the ball and ja, he’s running towards the touch down line” or “the green guy walks up to the ball, not quite sure why he kicking it, but anyway, the spectators are happy, so its obviously a good thing”

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By: Elzet

Elzet — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:11:28 +0000

List of don’ts:
1. Keep your fingers out of their eyes;
2. More attacking and less being on the defense;
3. Less handling errors
4. Don’t give them any gaps – if they get the ball they will run with it! That will put the Bokke on the defense (instead of on the attack) and that will cause a hellava lot of fairies to die!

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